Aug. 4: If tho must drink while driving throw the emptys out the window

Aug. 9: Tho must rember only so many screw drivers (drinks) can fit in ones tummy.

Aug 12: Tho shalt not play with zip-ties if thos fingure gets stuck in one.

Aug. 16: Dont climb trees that are over water if the water is only knee deep

Aug 17: If tho cant throw a football acurate, thy suggest not learning in parkinglots.